missed out once more due to VACANCY

Sure, there are lots of consipiracy theories out there. My personal favorite has something to do with the Masons and the Da Vinci Code, just for how abnomrally neurotic it is. I've decided that NASA has their own conspiracy theory. And they refer to it as VACANCY. Naturally, the American government, especially with leanings toward the military, have hard-ons for acronyms. I didn't miss out due to personal vacany, I missed out due to a capitalized vacancy:
V - VIEWAGE
A - ARBITRARILY
C - CONVALUTED by
A - ATMOSPHERIC
N - NEGLIGENCE
C - CALCULATED by
Y -YEASAYERS

What one must first understand is that NASA in all it's proper and deserving glory, still has not yet figured out how to control the weather. For if they had, they'd have figured out a way to make it so that those of us in the central Pennsylvania region would not be perturbed by tropical storm Bonnie and will be able to see the absolutely unusual sight of the northern lights in the near southern hemisphere.  Many times before, I have run into instances where NASA has said, "Hey! Something great is going to happen and you can see it!" Only to divulge information "atmosphereically speaking" that says, "No, you cant fucking see it. No. No, No. You can't, but if you're willing to drive a really long ways with a mighty powerful telescope, then you can."

The general definition of vacancy, as far as I'm concerned (or the author, doesn't really matter), is an absence of occupants or an absence of mental occupants.  In this instant, as far as I (or the author) are concerned, refers to an absence on the part of the general popular mind.  Sure, one could find one's self perusing online databases wherein one could find one's self viewing a projected image of the truth displayed in the sky. Star charts are lovely, shit, even I enjoy the occasional astrological quandary. However, when NASA says, "Hey! You can see the Northern Lights five degrees north the 45th parallel." the inquisitive mind, or at least the curious mind, exclaims, "Woah! Let's check that shit out!" And we try. We seek. We search. We explore. Only to find that the atmospheric conditions rendered us to leave our search furtive, but futal. So one might ask, "Why the fuck doesn't NASA get together with NOAA and tell us whether or not we can see such phenomenon?"

That's all I'm saying. En reasconrie I'd like to see what the outcome of above said collaboration might do to late nite non-intellegensiac obsevation.

All's well. More to follow. I was put up to this.
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